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If you've been having trouble finding or getting love in all the wrong places, maybe you should try these places instead. Sexy, mysterious parking garages The upside of Miami's horrible traffic is that there are lots of people driving The one on Miracle Mile, behind Red Koi, is pretty shaded, and if that wholesome couple with two toddlers walks by after dinner The surprisingly alluring Everglades There are miles and miles of swamplands, zero lights, and lots of snakes and alligators.

The last two aren't particularly sexy, but since you decided to head out into the wild, we felt you should be aware that that thing feeling up your thigh just might just be an actual python.

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Something to keep in mind: you're on a paddle board, so balance is imperative. You really don't want to Downward Dog in the wrong Savasana.

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The ocean. You're in a bathing suit. You're surrounded by water. You can swim out as far as you like.

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Why am I still explaining this? Hot Haulover Beach There's a nude beach there, so there's a good chance you're already naked. Most other people will also be naked, and everyone is obviously open-minded here.

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Find a secluded area and throw a towel down Sand will get everywhere. Hialeah It's not sexy, but anything goes here. You can eat fritanga or you can hookup Side note: do NOT do both at once.

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On a boat Everyone in Miami -- and everyone who dreams of going to Miami -- wants to hangout on a boat. OK, who are we kidding?

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The campus is basically its own city, and even if one of its millions of buildings isn't accidentally left unlocked, you probably know around friends with a student pass who can let you in. From there, find an empty classroom. Surely someone will want to play teacher.

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A swingers club, like Miami Velvet This is Miami's premier swingers club, which makes it a judgement-free zone. So uh, yeah, pretty much exactly like a regular Miami bar.

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Miami Beach A list like this in Miami wouldn't be complete without its shining star: Miami Beach, baby! Wait 'til dark. Go skinny dipping.

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Again, why am I still explaining this?! Rickenbacker Causeway Picture this: it's nighttime.

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There are no lights. And you've got awesome views of the Miami skyline.

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Plus, it's a five-mile strip of beach that's the gateway to low-key Key Biscayne, so there are no people there after dark. It has all the makings of a really romantic evening or an all-night session behind the palm trees. You pick.

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Jennifer Agress is a Miami-based freelance writer who would probably scream if she was interrupted by a python. Make Fun. Thrillist Serves. Social Media Links.